<title> The 3 Little Pigs – Joke 38 </title>

<B><P>The 3 Little Pigs</P>

</B><P>Once upon a time, there were three little pigs.<BR>

The first little pig walked into a bar. 'Give me five beers.'<BR>

When he was done he asked, 'Where's the bathroom?'<BR>

'Down the hall and to the left,' replied the bartender.<BR>

The second little pig walked into the bar and asked, 'How many beers did my brother have?'<BR>

'Five.'<BR>

'Then I'll have ten.'<BR>

When he was done he asked, 'Where's the bathroom?'<BR>

'Down the hall and to the left,' replied the bartender.<BR>

The third little pig walked into the bar and asked, 'How many beers did my brother have?'<BR>

'Ten.'<BR>

'Then I'll have Fifteen.'<BR>

When he was done he started eating the peanuts on the bar. The bartender asked, 'Aren't you going<BR>

to ask where the bathroom is?'<BR>

'No,' said the little pig. 'I'm the little pig that goes wee wee wee wee all the way home.'</P>

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