<title> The Whole Truth – Joke 37 </title>

<B><P>The Whole Truth</P>

</B><P>A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway.<BR>

He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.<BR>

"I can't do that, officer."<BR>

"Why not?"<BR>

"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."<BR>

"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."<BR>

"Can't do that either, officer."<BR>

"Why not?"<BR>

"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."<BR>

Alright, we could get a blood sample."<BR>

"Can't do that either, officer."<BR>

"Why not?"<BR>

"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die." <BR>

"Fine then, just walk this white line."<BR>

"Can't do that either, officer."<BR>

"Why not?"<BR>

"Because I'm drunk."</P>

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