<title> Moses and Jesus – Joke 36 </title>

<B><P>Moses and Jesus</P>

</B><P>A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. </P>

<P>All of a sudden, he hears a parrot cry out, 'Jesus is gonna get you.'<BR>

The robber takes it as nothing, and takes the TV. </P>

<P>Again, the parrot says, 'Jesus is gonna get you.'<BR>

The robber was beginning to get a little worried. To see how smart the parrot was, he<BR>

asked 'What's your name, little birdie?'<BR>

The parrot replies, 'Moses.'<BR>

The robber says, 'What dumbass named you Moses?'<BR>

The parrot responded, 'The same dumbass who named a rottweiler Jesus.' </P>

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