<title> the Blonde and the Alligator Shoes – Joke 3 </title>

<B><P>The Blonde and the Alligator Shoes</P>

</B><P>A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. </P>

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After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the<BR>

shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"</P>

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The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"</P>

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Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.<BR>

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.<BR>

She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. </P>

<P>Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!" </P>