<title> Dr. Seuss Explains Computers – Joke 29 </title>

<B><P>DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS COMPUTERS</B><BR>

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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,<BR>

and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,<BR>

and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,<BR>

then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.<BR>

<BR>

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,<BR>

and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,<BR>

and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,<BR>

then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!<BR>

<BR>

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,<BR>

says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,<BR>

but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,<BR>

that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,<BR>

<BR>

and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,<BR>

so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,<BR>

then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,<BR>

'cause as sure as I'm a poet the sucker's gonna hang!<BR>

<BR>

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,<BR>

and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,<BR>

then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.<BR>

Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.<BR>

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