<title> Is It Better to be a Jock or a Nerd – Joke 28 </title>
<B><P>Is it better to be a Jock or a Nerd</P>
</B><P>Michael Jordan makes (made) over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000<BR>
a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game. With $40 million in<BR>
endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not.<BR>
<BR>
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while<BR>
visions of sugarplums dance in his head.<BR>
<BR>
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make<BR>
$18,550 while he's there.<BR>
<BR>
If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.<BR>
<BR>
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.<BR>
<BR>
He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.<BR>
<BR>
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take<BR>
him a whole 12 hours.<BR>
<BR>
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they<BR>
would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.<BR>
<BR>
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be<BR>
reimbursed $33,390 for that round.<BR>
<BR>
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax<BR>
deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30<BR>
a.m. on<BR>
January 1st.<BR>
<BR>
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be<BR>
living comfortably at $65,000 a year.<BR>
<BR>
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the<BR>
Olympics.<BR>
<BR>
He'll make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.<BR>
<BR>
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his<BR>
trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.<BR>
<BR>
In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past<BR>
presidents for all of their terms combined.<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
Amazing isn't it?<BR>
Keep reading!!!!<BR>
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<BR>
However, if Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years,<BR>
he'll<BR>
still have less than Bill Gates has today.<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
Game over. Nerd wins.<BR>
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