<title> Nun Joke – Joke 26 </title>

<B><P>Nun joke</B> </P>

<P>Two nuns went out of the convent to sell cookies. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL).</P>

<P>It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.</P>

<P>SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past half-hour?</P>

<P>SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.</P>

<P>SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.</P>

<P>SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most.</P>

<P>What can we do?</P>

<P>SL: The only logical thing to do of course is that we have to start walking faster.</P>

<P>SM: It is not working.</P>

<P>SL: Of course it is not working. The man did the only obvious thing to</P>

<P>do. He started to walk faster too.</P>

<P>SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.</P>

<P>SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow both of us.</P>

<P>So the man decided to go after Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried because Sister Logical has not yet arrived. Finally, Sister Logical arrives.</P>

<P>SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell us what happened!</P>

<P>SL: The only logical thing happened. The man could not follow both of us, so he followed me.</P>

<P>SM: So, what happened? Please tell us.</P>

<P>SL: The only logical thing to happen. I started to run as fast as I </P>

<P>could.</P>

<P>SM: So what happened?</P>

<P>SL: The only logical thing to happen. The man also started to run as fast as he could.</P>

<P>SM: And what else?</P>

<P>SL: The only logical thing to happen. He reached me.</P>

<P>SM: Oh, no! What did you do then?</P>

<P>SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.</P>

<P>SM: Oh, Sister. What did the man do?</P>

<P>SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.</P>

<P>SM: Oh, no! What happened then?</P>

<P>SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.</P>

<P> </P>

<P>Oh, and you thought it was a dirty joke... </P>

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