<title> Camping Trip – Joke 24 </title>

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<P>Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.</P>

<P>"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."</P>

<P>Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."</P>

<P>"What does that tell you?"</P>

<P>Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. </P>

<P>Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that the lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"</P>

<P>Holmes was silent for a moment, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."</P>

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