<title> Heavenly Fans – Joke 23 </title>

<B><P>Heavenly Fans<BR>

</B>Hillary Clinton dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter.<BR>

She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks St. Peter why are there so many clocks here.<BR>

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<P>St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth and that every time a person tells a lie, the clock ticks off one-second. St. Peter explains that the one clock has never moved because it belonged to mother Theresa and she never told a lie her whole life. The next clock belonged to Abraham Lincoln and since he only told two lies his whole life, only two seconds had clicked. <BR>

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<P>Hillary asks, "Where is Bill's clock?"<BR>

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<P>St. Peter laughs, "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a fan."<BR>

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