<title> The Frog and the Loan – Joke 22 </title>

<B><P>The Frog and the Loan</P>

</B><P>A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack.<BR>

So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." </P>

<P>Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. </P>

<P>The frog says $30,000. </P>

<P>The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger and that it's OK, he knows the <BR>

bank manager.</P>

<P>Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. </P>

<P>The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. (Bright pink and perfectly formed) </P>

<P>Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"<BR>

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(Are you ready?)<BR>

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The bank manager smiles at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." </P>

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