<title> Death of the Dough Boy – Joke 17 </title>

<B><P>Death Of the Dough Boy</P>

</B><P>Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died last Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He had one<BR>

of the largest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out that included: Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was piled high with flours. Long time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who 'never knew he was kneaded.' Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later<BR>

life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. <BR>

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<P>Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven.</P>

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