<title> The Costume – Joke 16 </title>

<B><P>The Costume</P>

</B><P>A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a costume party.<BR>

He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg...<BR>

so he writes to a costume company to explain the problem.<BR>

<BR>

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.<BR>

"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted<BR>

handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg<BR>

you will be just right as a pirate."<BR>

<BR>

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized<BR>

his wooden leg and so he writes a rude letter of complaint.<BR>

<BR>

A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note, which says<BR>

"Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit.<BR>

The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head<BR>

you will really look the part."<BR>

<BR>

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing<BR>

his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head.<BR>

He writes the company a REALLY RUDE letter of complaint.<BR>

<BR>

The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads<BR>

"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a bottle of molasses.<BR>

Pour the molasses over your bald head,<BR>

stick your wooden leg up your ass<BR>

and go as a Caramel apple!"<BR>

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