<title> The Train – Joke 14 </title>

<B><P>The Train</P>

</B><P>A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping<BR>

carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both<BR>

manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.<BR>

<BR>

In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother<BR>

you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me<BR>

another blanket."<BR>

<BR>

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better<BR>

idea...let's pretend we're married."<BR>

<BR>

"Why not," giggles the woman.<BR>

<BR>

"Good," he replies. "Get your own damn blanket."<BR>

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