And here we have interviewed each of our Junkyard fellows asking them why the chicken crossed the road. Who do you think is right?
Alonzo: "To help me fight macavity, I hope."
Bomabalurina: "Who cares? I know I put a 'Paid For' stamp on Tugger this time."
Cassandra: "Could someone hold up my tail while I do this?"
Coricopat: "I am envisioning that poultry motivated to opt side for various thoughts..."
Etcetra: "Probably to steal Tugger form me, the little Jerky!"
Electra: "Huh?"
Firefrorfiddle: "Kill the devil!"
Genghis: "To try and defeat me-- only to discover that I'm beinga good sport, inviting him for dinner."
Griddlebone: "Another friend vor me to betray--only this one I can eat tonight with Genghis."
Growltiger: [no comment--he's dead, remember?]
Jellylorum: "I'll ask him, and he best know, himself!"
Jemima: "To look to the moonlight with me, and I'll say, 'You know Tugger's gonna eat you, right?"
Jennyanydots: "Only one? There's suppose to bea wholec rew to learn and knit!"
Macavity: "Oh, I guess henchchickens will have to do until I get those henchrats off strike."
Mistoffelees: "And for my next trick, I shall make a chicken cross the road!"
Mungojerrie: "I LOVE CHICKEN!!!"
Munkustrap: "To steal Old deuteronomy!--would that make me leader?"
Demeter: "OMIGOSH! ATACK OF THE KILLER CHICKENS!!!"
Plato: "So I can just sneak up behind her..."
Pouncival: "To get to the other side! Duh!"
Rumpelteazer: "Do chickens wear pearls?"
Rumpuscat: "To steal my job! Well ya know what? they can't! Cos I quit!"
Rum Tum Tugger: "What??? THere's a chick trying to steal my chicks? Stop him!"
Tantomile: "I am envisioning that poultry motivated to opt side for various thoughts..."
Tumblebrutus: "So I can eat him!"
Victoria: To lose his innocense? At least them I wouldn't feel so alone."
Grizabella: To have the memory of being run over --sent in by Dadnil@aol.com
Now if you'd like, give us your reason why the chicken corssed the road!
