It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's............................Beth Wearing A Superman Shirt??

Ok first of all, like I'd need to seduce Joey!! He'd be so amazed that a chick liked him and was pursuing him instead of the other way around, that he would fall instantly in love with me!! Ok with that said I will now tell you my plan to get my *ahem* Superman.

It all started when Stephanie and I were at the mall. We went into a store called Ahhs, and there I saw it!! A Superman hockey jersey, at the time I didn't realize that that was Joey's favorite article of clothing, but that just works to my advantage. My plan: buy the jersey, and wait it gets better, cut it into a halter top. How could he resist?!?! But that's not all folks!! Heres how its gonna go down......

It's April 15th, NSYNC has a concert at the Cox Arena. Val is sitting front row, while me and Stephanie are front row, of the back section!! Still I'm not worried. You see I had prepared so well, there is no way Joey could miss me!! After showering and using my strawberry body gel, I opened three packets of jello,also strawberry, and sprinkled them on myself while I was still wet so it would stick. I let the jello dry while I blow dryed my hair and applied my makeup. Once I thought it was ok, and wouldn't mess up my jello, I carefully put my beloved Superman halter on. I was going to wear yellow spandex pants but I couldn't find any in my size, go figure!! So I settled for wearing my dark blue jeans (they're not spandex, but I figure they're tight so he won't know the difference). I was finally ready, now I had to wait for Stephanie to put on her record shaped skirt (another story altogether!!) and we were ready to go. Val waves to us as she goes backstage to meet JC, and asked if I was sure that I didn't wanna just come backstage and meet Joey. I said thank you but no, I like to do things the hard way, and it would be much more fun to watch him get so distracted onstage that he would mess up the words. (Oh wait he does that anyway....)

I was fine through the first act, but halfway through B*Witched I started to itch. All that JELLO was starting to get a little irritating, but I figured Joey's worth it. I sat there for as long as I possibly could, but finally I couldn't take it anymore!! (oh the JELLO not B*Witched, I thought some of you might be a little confused.) I jumped up and ran to the bathroom. There was a long line at the one in the front of the arena so I wandered around the arena to try and find one with shorter lines. I walked down a long halway, and YES!!! A bathroom with absolutly no line. I almost had a heart attack when I walked in though!!! Tied to the paper towel dispenser was a huge horse, and behind the horse was Ellen. I was trying to walk casually by without disturbing them when I realized it was Lance and not Ellen. I got so stunned that I ran out of the bathroom and right into Justin and Jen!! I was still so shocked and horrified by what I had seen that I just mumbled hello and ran back to my seat.

Shaking and on the verge of tears I looked up just in time to see a big security guard heading my way. Oh no, I thought, Lance saw me and is gonna kill me so I don't tell anyone what I saw!!! I started thinking up stories in my head like, what horse? and, You mean that wasn't Ellen? When the bodyguard finally got to me, he asked me, very politely, to come with him. My entire life flashed before my eyes!! What a way to go, all because of Lance and that damn horse!!! And I wouldn't even get to hear Joey tell me he liked my shirt, but he'd like it even better on his hotel room floor!!! I lowered my head and slowly followed the bodyguard to my doom.

He led me to a small room in the back of the arena, and slowly I looked up,surveying the room. A picture of Lance riding Toby, a baby blue jersey, a guy wearing a Superman hat, a picture of Val and JC, a WAIT!!! A guy wearing a Superman hat?!?! Could it be?!?! Yes, it was Joey. Turns out he had been right behind Jen and Justin when I had come out of the bathroom and had tried to talk to me but I was in such a hurry he had decided to just send his bodyguard after me. I was so relieved that Lance wasn't going to kill me that I collapsed, right into Joey's arms.

I don't really remember anything after that. All I know is I woke up the next morning in a fancy hotel room, wearing a silk Superman robe and smelling of strawberry jello. (oh did I mention the fact that my halter was on the hotel room floor? hmmmm) Go figure!!