All right, everyone knows that I am married to Chris.....why, you ask, would I be writing a seduction page? Raising two kids is a hard job especially when your husband thinks he's a kid himself! Chris and I never get to spend any time by ourselves. I mean obviously we did considering we do have two kids, but still! This was my surprise sneak-attack to "get sum luvin" (as said by Justin). The closest concert besides the one at the Forum was April 15th at the Cox Arena in San Diego. Chris, being the sweet husband he is, mailed me some tickets and gave me the # for Lance's mom. (The kids just love to ride Lance, oh I mean Toby!!) I gave her a call but she told me that Toby was driven to the concert to be with Lance. Damn I was out of a babysitter! what to do? I then called up my freind Rachel (no, not Rachel from Just Thrust It, she was already there with Jen! even though she can't get enough of the little angels!) I begged Rachel to watch the heathens for me, and after an hour she finally said yes. But I had to throw in a chocolate cream pie!
Then I was off with Beth & Val to the show. I brought with me some of Chris' old records (MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli *He likes their hair* ect.) And one of his teddies that he collects. (About the teddies...we have a don't ask, don't tell policy) Back to the story...We got to the theatre and all three of us went our own ways. Beth went to the bathroom with a box of Jello, (I don't want to know!!!!) I myself went to Chris' dressing room. I changed into the Teddie (which smelled just like Chris. Why?) Then I put on a New Kids album. I put on the song Please Don't Go Girl, only I changed all the "girls" to "Chris". (He taught me how to mix records one day when the kids were staying with Uncle Toby & Uncle Lance.) Then I just waited...and waited.....and waited, until I heard screaming coming from down the hall. Something about Lance & Toby in the bathroom. I guess Toby got out of his pen and wandered into the bathroom. Everyone was probably looking for Lance. The show was finally over and I was on Please Don't Go Chris overload! He walked in, (it was about time) and all he said was "Wowee". The records weren't the only thing spinning that night. And lets just say I also had to re-weave his hair!
Afterwards, he asked me, "Where are the kids babe?" I totally forgot about them! (I sometimes do that). I then had to leave. But I would see Chris again tomorrow. I got to Rachel's house just in time!!!! I found her tied to a chair!! (but at least the kids were asleep!) Now I always tell them to do as I say, not as I do! I then grounded the kids from riding Lance (I mean Toby, I always do that!) and I took them home.
Until tomorrow that is.......