Lindsay, you're absolutely dynamite! I've seen, well, one of your movies, but I plan to see more. I know the Olsen twins birthdays (that's right, both of them), and I read yours once, just that I can't remember. But ya know, you are dynamite, and I tell all my friends that you're better than Hilary Duff because I know you'd want that, and I think I even voted for you for something on the Teen Choice Awards. As you can see, I am your biggest fan. If you ever read this website letter, e-mail me and maybe we can have a good text message date. And I realize you're a big star and all, but we could still hang out sometime, after a few text dates. Don't you forget either that just about everything about me is more super-stardom bound than Aaron Carter; you'll forget him so fast. I bet he doesn't write using semi-colons either, but as you can see, I know my grammar (except when I started a sentence with "And").
So in conclusion, write my name down or thank me in a speech or something, that'd be pretty out there. Can't wait to hear from you! Good luck in the future in case somehow your e-mail to me gets lost.