Name: VIC BARBER
Batting Style: Hates to give his wicket away
Bowling: Left arm medium, sounds like a scuba diver when running in
Alias: V.B.,thermo, two stroke
Likes: Full body thermo -skin, not only at cricket times.
Dislikes: Jock itch (see likes), batters, ten-pin bowling centres.
Teams mates opinion: I couldn't find anyone who would bag him so I made it up
myself. Selfish boaster who doesn't rate anyone, the clubs worst trainer.
Name: STEVE SIMONS
Batting Style: Left handed, calypso with a front foot problem.
Bowling: Right arm fast medium, little spin.
Alias: Seve, bagsy, saddles
Likes: Coke, hot-dogs, hooking, chasing wide balls outside off stump, coat-hangers.
Dislikes: Big blurters, running threes, messy kit bags, the bloke who sits next to him,
crease marks in whites, being late.
Mates opinion: Very slow, too neat, has a big butt.
Girls friends pet name: Thrashing machine??
Name: JOE POULTER
Likes: Anything with calories and an alcohol content.
Dislikes: 40 hour famine idea
Alias: chef( Bernard King), I'll have another, who's shout
Club Position: Committee person, runner of Café de Hawk, Stringers partner in crime.
Batting: Defensive player who likes the quick single.
Bowling: Medium fast off the long run, will bowl all day.
Email: hawkesbury1@hotmail.com