Pick-Up Lines
It's not easy being a teen idle. . Yes even our dear sweet handsome boys might need some pickup lines now and then.
Nick's Pick-Up Lines
- There are 265 bones in your body. Would you like another one?? - Nick
- I think I'm a candle because you light my fire and I just melt. - Nick
- I'm sorry, I'm an artist and my job is to stare at beautiful women. - Nick
- Do you have any raisins? No? Well then how about a date? - Nick
- You must have some overdue books at the library because you've got FINE stamped all over you. - Nick
- You must be wearing space pants because your butt is out of this world. - Nick
- I'm feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on? - Nick
- Wanna see something really Swell? - Nick
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. - Nick
- My name is Nick...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. - Nick
- I've got a thirst baby and you smell like my Gatorade. - Nick
- My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. - Nick
- I know Milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? - Nick
- I think I can die happy now...cuz I've seen a piece of heaven. - Nick
- Hi, my name is "Milk". I'll do your body good. - Nick
- Is that dress felt, would you like it to be? - Nick
- Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. - Nick
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Help the homeless. Take me home with you! - Nick
- I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. - Nick
- If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I together. - Nick
- Are those real? - Nick
- You can feel the magic between us... - Nick
- You know if I was you, I'd have sex with me. - Nick
Brian's Pick-Up Lines
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? - Brian
- I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. - Brian
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. - Brian
- Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? - Brian
- Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza? - Brian
- I noticed you noticing me, I'm just gonna put you on notice that I noticed you too. - Brian
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. - Brian
- Baby, somebody call God cause he's missing an angel!! - Brian
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Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. - Brian
- Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says, "Made in Heaven". - Brian
- I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. - Brian
- I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? - Brian
- If you really want it good girl, come and get yourself a bad boy. - Brian
AJ's Pick-Up Lines
- Be unique, be different, say yes.... - AJ
- Nice legs...what time do they open? - AJ
- Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. - AJ
- Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart. - AJ
- Like Motel 6...I'll leave a light on for you. - AJ
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. - AJ
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. - AJ
- The only place I want to go is south of the border. - AJ
- I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead? - AJ
- Hey honey, come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up. - AJ
- You know the more I drink, the prettier you get. - AJ
- Girl, is it hot in here or is it just you? - AJ
Kevin's Pick-Up Lines
- Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. - Kevin
- I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. - Kevin
- Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. - Kevin
- You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind, all night long. - Kevin
- If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. - Kevin
- Hello, Cupid called, He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. - Kevin
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? - Kevin
- Do you use windex? Cause I can sure see myself in your pants. - Kevin
- Your mother is a thief! Because she stole the stars and put them in your eyes! - Kevin
- Your Dad must be a baker, 'cause you have an amazing set of buns. - Kevin
- I lost my rubber ducky, will you take a bath with me instead? - Kevin
- Look into my eyes, picture me naked, and smile if you want me. - Kevin
- Forget that, playing doctor's for kids. Lets play gynocologist! - Kevin
Howie's Pick-Up Lines
- You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute." - Howie
- They call me coffee. I grind so fine. - Howie
- I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right. - Howie
- Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers. - Howie
- I hope you know CPR cause baby you take my breath away! - Howie
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. - Howie
- Sex is a killer...want to die happy? - Howie
- I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house? - Howie
- If I were a flashlight would you turn me on? - Howie
- I'm no Fred Flinstone but I can make your Bedrock! - Howie
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? - Howie
- Would you be my love buffet so I can lay you on a table and take what I want? - Howie
