The worst things you can do while playing Twister!

Suggested by the members of The Davidites mailing list

1) Threaten to fart
2) fart
3) comment on how this is some weird sexual position
4) Make a joke
5) have an argument (it could get so lethal, imagine a bomb blast and bodies....Twister fight!)
6)die
7)vomit
8)tell other players how fat their thighs look from wherever they are situated
9)admit that, yes, you DO have poison ivy
10)start chewing on peoples' ears, elbows or arms
11)tickle someone else or be tickled
12)be stuck RIGHT under somebody's smelly armpit
13)laugh so hard you fall AND pee in your pants
14)be stuck in a position where your body parts stiffen up and you're stuck
15)Begin giggling uncontrollably for no apparent reason
16)Yelling out EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
17)Starting a political debate

Think you can beat those ideas? Or had a worst experience than that? Mail me with your ideas and we'll have a competition to see who's best!

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