The Thomas Crown Affair

Written By David Russell

Thomas Crown Affair Pierce Brosnan and Rene Russo
This Potboiler is about as exciting as watching paint dry.  It is about a cat burglar who goes around stealing valuable paintings.  Ho Hum. Where is James Bond when you need him,  Not one ounce of blood is lost during this movie.   They are too busy making love not war.  Too much dialouge for me.  It rambles on and on for two hours.  It reminds me of
Entrapment.   If you want a boring evening watch the both of these put together,  Faye Dunaway is wonderful as the psychaitrist.  Miss Russo keeps trying to catch him.  I have seen a whole string of bad movies which has made me move down to the dollar theatre.  Im the only critic who rates the dollar movies. This one was worth a quarter.  I miss John Wayne. I would love to say goodbye to Wilt Chamberlain He was a big man more ways than one. 


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