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"Macho" Games

These are the pointless "macho" games we play, and how to play them, don't let the "macho" part put you off though, the girls play some of them just as much.

The Table Game

Chris Wright attempting the table game at Gradbach 99
Basically you have to get from lying on top of the table,
round the underneath, and back to the top without touching
the floor. The easier way is widthways, but for the
adventurous, try it lengthways. It CAN be done!

The Can Game

Ok, the idea here, is that you have your feet behind a line
and you can't touch the floor in front of it with anything
except beer cans/ bean tins (make sure they're unopened).
You have to get one of the cans as far as possible along
the floor, then get back standing upright for it to count.
You can't roll or throw the cans they must be pushed/placed
and then you use the remaining can to get back upright again
I'll leave the rest up to you to work out.
John Leyland doing the can game at Gradbach 98

The Broom Game

This is otherwise known as "the dislocate your shoulders/arms
with only the aid of a broom handle game" you have to get the
broom handle from one position, back to that position. Sound
easy? Wait till you read the steps!
During these, you can't take EITHER hand off the broom.
1] Hold the broom horizontally in front of you palms facing
up.
2] Step both legs over the broom, between your legs.
3] Take the broom and pass it over your head, so that
it is back in front of you.
4] Now it gets tricky! Take a leg (I'll assume your right)
and pass it round the outside of your arms, and then over
the broom, in between your arms.
5] From here you have to then get the broom over your knee
and also your head - this is possible (sometimes).
(Have an ambulance on standby for this part).
6] Now you will have the broom back in front of you. You
have to repeat steps 2 and 3, and it'll be back how it
started. That is if you got that far...

The Cardboard Box Game

Right, all that can touch the ground is your feet. Now get a
cereal box, cut it down about 1/4 of the way, and pick it up.
Was that easy? Now do it using only your teeth! Still easy?
Then cut about an inch off, and keep going till noone can do
it any more. I can do it right down to a flat piece of card
so give it a go...

The Chair and Keys Game

Go and get a chair! Now put a bunch of keys under the
middle of the chair. Sit on the chair, you are not
allowed to touch the floor. Now you must pick up the keys
in your teeth. By the way Get Someone To Hold The Chair!


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