The Unknown
This question goes out to all those who believe that your neighbour is from somewhere other than this planet. Have you ever wondered how come your neighbours yard is always so much nicer than yours? The answer is, they are Aliens. How come your grass is brown and full of weeds and your neighbour's is green and lush, Aliens. How come your driveway is covered with five feet of snow and the wind somehow has blown all the snow off of your neighbours driveway, Aliens. These are just a couple examples of reasons that your fellow suburbanite may not be what he appears. Next time you wonder why your neighbour can afford a nicer car than you when he makes half as much money, remember, Aliens.
