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  The Count

By: Capt. Barkey
Label:
Main Street
Rhythm:
Splash


INTRO:
I am the count
You know why they call me the count
Because I love to count

CHORUS
5, 10, 15, 25, 30, 35
So you can count,
Yeah see some hot gal yah,
Help mi and count,
(Repeat)
One, one pretty girl, ha ha ha,
Two, two pretty girl, ha ha ha,
Three, three pretty girl, ha ha ha,
Four, four pretty girl, ha ha ha,



Mek mi see the hot gal mi ready fi count dem,
When mi dun count mi ready fi mount dem,
Mi nuh get nuh gal a north,
Mi gone dung a south then,
And if mi nuh get nuh slim gal,
Mi tek one weh stout den
Red pon di man dem weh a use up dem mouth dem,
Mi an Dulas gone pan di gal route dem
Pon the gal straight an the round about dem,
Mi an mi friend a promote them,
Mi sing

CHORUS

Mi nah follow count pon Sesame Street,
Him a count donkey and horse an sheep,
Mi a count the gal and mi count dem whole heap
All a count gal when mi inna mi sleep,
All inna school when mi teacher a teach
Robber him a rob and the preacher a preach,
Last week Sunday mi tek it a beach,
Count dem ten ten and then one each,
When mi dun count a thousand mash mi reach,
And mi don't even count the hot one dem weh bleach
And then mi go so,

CHORUS

See mi a mi yard mi siddung pon mi step
Book inna mi hand and mi woman dem mi a check
When mi check it out mi get
Thirty Shernette, ha ha ha ha,
Forty Paulette, ha ha ha ha,
Fifty Suzette, ha ha ha ha,
3 1/2 Janet, ha ha ha ha,
Den mi just raffle and mi shuffle up the deck
When a gal gone mi nuh worry and fret,
Whole heap a gal out there mi can get,
Mi nuh want nuh gal weh smell too high when dem sweat
Mi nuh want nuh gal with stinky footbreath
Mi nuh count pazards and mi nuh count skets,

CHORUS

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