abovegroundtesting

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May 2007                                                                                                                                                                               issn 1488-0024



Welcome to the May issue of the ezine. I want to thank you for coming along and downloading this issue, since it represents the 97th issue I've put out into the Internet. Things are continuing along in the world that is http://www.abovegroundtesting.com/, I did change my web domain company, hello htthttp://www.godaddy.com/. This is to say nothing negative about 1&1, it just I could never figure out what I was doing as it pertain to links and pictures. Believe it or not, my almost nine year old angelfire account was easier to use. So not only did I transfer but I went for more space on the account. What that means in the end is I'm planning to stay for a while. I hope that meets with everyone's approval. I'm sure it does because you keep sending me material to include in future issues. I open up my mailbox and there it is.

Speaking of 'there' and 'thee', I went to a Renaissance Faire over the last weekend and saw scenes from “A Midsummer's Night Dream” performed by young people. It was a good way to spend the afternoon even if it was very cold. By the way I'm composing this as I sit on my porch in the evening, what a nice way to finish the day I believe.

Thinking about Go Daddy, I suppose I will simply have to buy one of the t-shirts to wear, yes not only do I have t shirts of various Internet shows and Operating Systems, next I will own a t shirt of a web hosting company. Isn't geekdom wonderful?

What else can I share with you on this May evening? I suppose I could say that I should go in and find something to eat, popcorn would fit the bill. Say I've never done an issue on food have I? Coffee, yes. Tea, certainly, but food no, never have. Perhaps that should be a summer theme, the food Issue. It could feature your favourite recipes and the poetry as well as photographs inspired by food. We could really have fun with it can't we? Okay, I am now going to make it official, the August issue will be dedicated to Food. It will be the literary version of the Food Network, so get thinking. I will announce more about it in every upcoming issue from now on.

I am still waiting for my interview to come. I'm not worried, she's a very busy person.


I have an announcement and something further to say later on. Let's read some poetry.

Poetry


The first poet for this issue is Dr. Charles Frederickson


TWILIGHT EPIPHANY

Where even survivors are doomed
        Death not a viable option
                Living corpses cast no shadows
                        Walking through doors slammed shut

Nerves uptight as bivalve oyster
                                                Clenched teeth gritty crooked smile
                                                Grain of sand unlikely pearl
                                        Shucked raggedy edges pried open

Migratory avians nestlings prematurely ousted
        Seasoned instinct group tour de force
                Windswept follow the leader obeisance
                        Plucked tail feather spiraling downward

Afraid of flying too close
                                        To moon suffering deliquescent meltdown
                                        Hemmed in repossessed lunatic fringe
                                Driven batty hovering downside up

Wide-open spaces double-crossing parallel lines
        Flattened curve horizon bent straight
                Connect the dots dashed hopes
                        Cloudburst cracks glued back together

V-shaped silhouetted glisten reflected in
                                        Shallow bottomless pool sunken rainbows
                                        Drop by drop recollected memories
                                Fade away gliding into obscurity

Exiled to restless nomadic existence
        Betrayed innocence husking maize kernels
                Solo renegade craving boundless freedom
                        Destined to take alternate route


SHRUNKEN MASTHEAD

Coming unglued grant me patience
        Tweezers putting enigmatic jigsaw together
                Dovetail inlay cemented in place
                        Intricate minute detail beyond grasp

        Scale model kits exacting precision
                Drastically reduced originals downsized copies
                        Topmast rigged with hairpin trigger
                                Neat fore-aft shipshape arrangement

                Narrow minds like parachute spinnaker
                        Retard free fall when open
                                Triangular sail set atop spar
                                        Swinging out racing unrestrained breeze

                        Small world artifacts meticulously crafted
                                Collapsible sails stuffed through bottleneck
                                        Bumper to bumper traffic jams
                                                Tight squeeze huggy bear kiss-offs

                Faceless unanchored soul ports recalled
                        Mooring wherever filling nebulous void
                                Displayed with own shadow intact
                                        Top shelf replica seafarer curio

        Snapping turtle powerful hooked jaw
                Clamps prehensile lobster claw pincers
                        Pivoted together working in opposition
                                Embodying rebellious spirit of resistance

Molten shattered glass blown chances
        Life sucks air through tube
                Corked message slipping through cracks
                        Tossed into frothy rip tide



ARTIFACTUAL FICTION

Long unvisited musty art gallery
Sense of emptiness stillborn life
Hush-hush powerless silence gathering dust
Outside frantic angst blocked out

Time overripe with yellow enthusiasm
Plump ravishing hot stingray sunlight
Too sweet to be sour
Delicate mottled skin sugared through

Stuck in the pronghorn middle
Tense bifurcation between back then
Past imperfect omnipresent obliterative smears
Irreversible retrospective mistakes painted over

Vertical cliffs nocturnal plunking waterfall
Collected tearful downpour spilling over
Reflective pool flirting with moon
Winking at patronizing lunatic fringe

Bored security guard yawning catnap
Lap-dancing butt ash smoking itself
Self-portrait saggy chins held up
Shed inhibitions naked truths exposed

Midnight snips hand-carved marionette strings
                        Collapsing like prunes fallen plums
Diminishing returns ultraviolet brushstrokes horizon
Wading into oblivion before drowning

Forgotten elegant masterpieces storage confined
Lying in neglectful wait crypts
Hoping to someday be rediscovered
Meanwhile not holding stagnant breath

Latent dreamscape not yet awakened
Uncertain future sent back unclaimed
Destined for driftwood bonfire regrets
Surreal visionary trance premonitory illusions
Dr. Charles Frederickson
239 Soi Asoke; #5B
Bangkok 10110 Thailand
(02)261-2068
charles_frederickson@hotmail.com

Dr. Charles Frederickson is a Swedish-American-Thai progressive visionary, feisty vagabond and passionate do-gooder who has wandered 
intrepidly through 206 countries, an original sketch and poem for each presented on
http://www.imagesof.8k.com. This e-gadfly is a
member of World Poets Society, based in Greece, with 200+ poetry publication credits on 6 continents, including: Above Ground Testing,
Angelfire, Ascent Aspirations, Auckland Poetry, Blind Mans Rainbow, Both Sides Now, Carillon, Caveat Lector, Cordite Poetry Review,
Dance to Death, Decanto, Eclipse, Flutter Magazine, Fullosia Press, Gangway, Greatworks, Green Dove, Indite Circle, International Poet,
Listen & Be Heard, Living Poets, Lunarosity, Madpoetry, Masque Publishing, Melange, Newtopia, Neon Highway, New Verse News, Planet
Authority, Poetisphere, Poetry Canada, Poetry Cemetery, Poetry of Scotland, Poetry Stop, Poets for Peace, Poetry Superhighway, Pyramid,
Sz, The Smoking Poet, Vintage, Ygdrasil, Ya’Sou! and Zafusy.

Our next poet is Taylor Graham:


SKY DANCE

Two skyhigh divers clasped together
at the wrist
perform their aerial-blue dance

to slip the wires, to string
a line that zings the current
out of air.

They keep their grace
tucked into flight suits, ligament
and muscle, yet the sky

insists a kiss
before such flyers spiral down
embracing their dark shadows

and the ground.


LOST

Caught on Tri-X film in bad light,
her silhouette dissolves
into granite, conifer and snow;
details scattered into pixels.

Over so many years you’ve tried
to crop or fade the background,
manipulate this photo to show
her as she was that day

standing atop a boulder, head
lifted into the wind as if
searching the distance, even
while you tried to keep her

in this briefest pose.


ALCAN SUMMER

Can a car-trip ever exceed a child’s
expectations? In a Montana trance
you rode a paint cayuse all the way
to Calvary. The Stampede was better than
any circus, with a raffle for a pony
you didn’t win. Still, you cantered
under the wings of its imagined withers.
At Lake Louise, sky swam blue as waters
beyond the sea, clearer than glacier
or the great-beyond, where every mile-
post marked a further separation
from the known world. Each night
in a roadside shelter against never-
ending rain, with drenched clothing
strung from every rafter, you spun
the matrix of your life. Did it matter
that you couldn’t see the stars?


LA BELLE DAME SANS MERCI

    Sir Frank Dicksee c. 1890

Hair as red as you can get to blood
and still be artist’s pigment;
her gown’s a flame.
When her knight put off his helmet,
did he also put aside his qualms,
face burned with that same red,
transfixed and grounded?
He’s on foot. She’s mounted
on the horse, its mane charged
with the force that made this craggy
landscape, last light of the far
horizon drenching
what might be, already, a ruined
city. Sunset ignites her merciless
red hair.

Our third poet is Michael Lee Johnson


Playful

 
Nothing
more playful
than a gray
moth dancing
-skeleton wings-
and a green-eyed
cat prancing
-paws swatting-
around a
lit kerosene
lamp
-shadow boxing-
& we all
had fun
in the
Moonlight

Unknown Poet From Rue Montpelier

 
I warned you darts with advise
strong words tripping over emotions
like an imbecile -
so you think you’re Leonard Cohen
loving some naked Nancy in a cluttered
matchbox apartment overlooking
European culture simulated,
above some obscure, narrow
Montreal street?
For your information,
straight poetics from insanities Almanac,
Leonard Cohen died years ago
in a twisted pickle poem he
entitled “Narcissism.”
Do you & your welfare lover
desire to be the 2nd generation,
deceased , unnoticed, unheard of,
unwarranted for failure artists
inside this thin, onion skinned wall
dingy with your dreams?
I warned you darts with advise,
tapering off with your impotence.


Caricature Of An Early Planter

(Edmonton, Alberta Canada)

 

 
He is a gardener
with a spyglass.
With an ice pick
cavities are chopped
out of the earths torpid
mouth, dry seeds are packed
in with frostbitten fingertips.
He rakes his yard clear
of all snow in winter
so green blades of grass
will pop through frozen
earth.
He will weed, thin his garden early.
He is a realist; he writes poetry also.

 

 

Edmonton Streets


Dec. 23rd,
alone,
40 below zero,
he died a cold
winter death
on 105th St.
near North
Saskatchewan River.
In his steel casket
buried beneath
rooted, frozen earth,
squirms the
lifeless breathing
of winter.


Mr. Michael Lee Johnson lives in Chicago, IL. after spending 10 years in Edmonton, Alberta Canada during the Viet Nam era. He is a freelance writer and poet. He is heavy influenced by Carl Sandburg, Robert Frost, & William Carlos Williams, Leonard Cohen.

He is presently self-employed, with a previous background in social service areas. He has a B.A. degree in sociology, worked on a Masters Program in Correctional Administration, started a pre-Phd program & quit. He took a creative writing course in university on a pass/fail basis-he failed.

Mr. Michael Lee Johnson has several poems pending publication March. through Nov. 2007. He has a huge box of "unfinished" poems, dating back to 1965-67 to the present. They are getting published faster than he can revive or revise them. Yellowed papers, wrinkled napkins and all, they wait for the hand of revival. He have not submitted poems, till recently, since the early 70's,- remember, the "old fashioned" way, via mail. In 2006/2007, over 190 poems have been publisher or pending publication by Michael Lee Johnson. He is a member of Poets & Writers, Inc; Directory of American Poets & Fictions Writers: http://www.pw.org/directory/. A sample of published poems can be found at:

The Orange Room Review website: http://www.freewebs.com/theorangeroomreview/;

Bolts Of Silk website: http://boltsofsilk.blogspot.com;

The Flask Review: http://www.freewebs.com/theflaskreview/;

Apollo's Lyre, in their webzine: http://www.apollos-lyre.com/;



He has other listings too numerous. He is a well published poet.

Notice, we get notices and announcements:

I received this notice to place in the ezine:



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Dave and Lillian Brummet, authors of the book Trash Talk, are thrilled to announce their talk radio show called "Conscious Discussions".  Listeners are invited view the website and click on the Test session to hear what the show will be about. Anyone interested in appearing on the 1/2 hour show as a guest is welcome to contact the Brummet's through one of their websites (see below).  The show will be recorded live and airs every Tuesday at 10 am PST. 

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Closing Words


So I have set the theme for August, food. If you have an poems that are inspired by banana loaf, for example, you are invited to submit them to the usual places.

I announced the return of avantgardetimes and I have one submission already. I'm waiting for more so if you go to the homepage you will find the contact information. I hope you will take advantage of this sight for experimental poetry that stretches the bounds. It knows no boundaries so allow yourself to be free. The email address is on the page, so follow the link.

If you wish to contact me, you can send me an email, or you can contact me through Skype. Yes I have an account, I am paulg57. So plug that in to your skype program. If I'm on, you can chat or we can talk, I do have headphones that I plug into the laptop.


All work contained in this issue are property of the composers, respect their rights, they hold the copyright.


This is whole issue 97, May 2007. I can be reached at abovegroundtesting@yahoo.com


Thank you for reading and contributing. The next issue will come out in mid-June, I look forward to reading your work.



This ezine was composed on a Dell Inspiron 1000 laptop, running Ubuntu 7.04. The editor was the Open Office Writer, sadly I can't get Nvu to work on this Ubuntu. The editing and finishing was done on Nvu. It's a great program.