The longer I live,tha more I realize tha impact of my adttitude on life. Attitude, to me is more important than facts. It is more important than tha past, than education, than MONEY, than circumstances, than FAILURES, than SUCCESSES, than what other people think or say or do. It will make or break a company...a church...a home. Tha Remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regardin tha attitude we embrace for that day. We cannot change our PAST !!!!!.......We cannot change tha fact that people will act in a certain way!!!!!!.....We cannot change the Inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on tha one thing we have, and THAT IS OUR ATTITUDE.......I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it !!!!!!.....and so its with U ......WE are in charge of our Attitudes !!!!!
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Havin a sharp tongue can cut your own throat !
If U want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep !
Tha smallest good deed is better than tha grandest Intention !
Of all tha things u wear, your EXPRESSION is tha most Important !
Tha best Vitamin for makin friends......B ONE !
The 10 commandments are not multiple Choice !!!
Tha Happiness of your like depends on tha quality of your thoughts !
Minds are like parachutes...they function only when open !
Ideas won't work unless U do !
One thing U can't recycle is wasted time !
One who lacks tha courage to start has already finished !
Tha heaviest thing to carry is a GRUDGE !!!
Don't learn safty rules by accident !!!.....lol
We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves !
Jumpin to conclusions can be bad exercise !
A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out !
One thing you can give and still keep ....IS YOUR WORD !!!
A friend walks in when everyone else WALKS OUT !!!!!!!
AND FINALLY
THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS IS THE CHASE OF A LIFETIME !
Top 10 pick-up lines that really work!!
1. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together
2. Congratulations! You've been voted the Most Beautiful Girl in This Room - and the grand prize is a night with me!
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again?
4. I know milk does a body good, but how much milk have you been drinking?
5. That's a nice dress you're wearing. It would look great on the chair next to my bed!
6. You might be asked to leave soon - you're making all the other women look bad.
7. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
8. You know how some other men buy expensive cars to make up for certain shortcomings? Well, I don't even own a car!
9. Hi' I'm a fashio photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoott?
10. You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.
JOKES
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
"OK," the nun says, "Pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married, and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!" "Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."
The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."
"I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Infinity or Lexus in the garage, and no more Country Club. But the decision is yours." Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with gorgeous woman.
"Who's that woman with Jim? " she asks. "That's his mistress," replies her husband.
... "Ours is prettier," says the wife.
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne. . .the works.
Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?"
"No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid."
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die:
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And, most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 RollsRoyce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
DICTIONARY OF DATING
DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
