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The
Truth About Men
 The
nice men are ugly.
The
handsome men are not nice.
The
handsome and nice men are gay.
The
handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The
men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
The
men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we
are only after their money.
The
handsome men without money are after our money.
The
handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don`t
think we are beautiful enough.
The
men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.
The
men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money
and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!!!!
The
men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in
us when we take the initiative.
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ADVICE
TO GIVE YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!
Don't
imagine you can change a man, unless he's in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
If
they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.
Never
let your man's mind wander, it's too little to be out alone.
Go
for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
Men
are all the same, they just have different faces, so that you can tell
them apart.
Definition
of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make
some woman miserable.
Women
don't make fools of men, most of them are the do it yourself types.
Best
way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If
you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
The
children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in
biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
If
he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it
means that you laugh at his.
Sadly,
all men are created equal.
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