Why do People say this?

*When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has 
never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been 
something wrong with it before.

*People who are willing to get off their ass to search the room for the TV remote 
because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

*When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. 
What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's 
cake instead?

*When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why 
*would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where 
are they?

*When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No stupid, I paid 
£10 to come to the pictures and stare at that thing over there. What did you 
come here for?

*People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did 
you, buddy?

*People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch 
is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the 
bathroom is?

*People that turn down the radio when they are looking for a certain address. 
It's not like you'll be able to hear it coming up!! 
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