Pick Up Line Rejections

1. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

2. The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down when he asks a girl to dance and she refused:
Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman: "No, thank you."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

3. Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

4.Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "Female impersonator."

5. Q: What sign were you born under?
A: No Parking.

6. After hearing a pick-up line:
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

7. Q: "Where have you been all my life? A: "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

8.  "What are you looking at!?"
 "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

9. "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

10. Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: " You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."