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Age:34
Shoe Size:13AA
Familial Role: Thread that holds Simpson family together.
Famous for: Her marshmallow squares.
Things occasionally found in her hair: Large sums of money, cats, roosters, and Maggie.
Jobs: Strikebreaking teacher at Springfield Elementary, worker at nuclear power plant, carhop waitress, Springfield police
officer, pretzel franchisee.
Criminal Record: Convicted of misdemeanor shoplifting.
Admires: Artie Ziff, Mr. Burns, Moe, Springfield Isotopes player Flash Baylor.
Political Affiliations: Mary Bailey supporter. Twice voted for Jimmy Carter.
Hair Dye: Blue #56
Favorite Singer: Tom Jones
Turned on by: Having her elbow nibbled, Homer's "Mr. Plow" jacket.
Quirks: Cooks with less than eight spices. Believes potatoes are neat. Denied having two of Milhouse's teeth, despite the fact
that she did. Often sleeps naked. Has webbed feet.
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