Age:1 
Role: Pacifier-sucking Simpson child. 
Monetary Value: (according to supermarket scanner) $847.63. 
Only True Enemy: Gerald, the baby with one-eyebrow. 
Dexterity: Low. Falls over often. 
First Word: "Daddy" 
Extracurricular: Untied Bart and Lisa after they were bound by notorious Babysitter Bandit. Knows what a credenza is. Can spell out "E=MC2" with her toy blocks and scribble "MAGGIE SIMPSON" on her Etch-A-Sketch. Occasionally drinks from the dog dish. Bonked Homer on head with a mallet and attacked him with a pencil, imitating cartoon violence. Possibly saved
her father's life by catching a beer bottle flying at his head. Led a baby rebellion at the Ayn Rand School for Tots.  

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