Krusty the Clown


Distinctive Features: Big nose; big red hair; loud, baggy clothes; superfloss nipple, 
Humble Beginning: As a street mime in Tupelo, Mississippi. 
Medical File: Had a near-fatal on-the-air heart attack in 1986; triple bypass surgery and pacemaker recipient; once went in for plastic surgery to change his identity and ended up with silicone breast implants. 
Professional Highlights: Played FDR on stage and could not remember to stay in the wheelchair; almost knighted by Queen Elizabeth; his show was condemned by parents and educators for simple-minded TV mayhem. 
Charitable Acts: Led celebrity recording for a boy stuck in a well. 
Autobiography: One critic said it was "self-serving" and "filled with glaring omissions." 
"If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!" 

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