Subject: [Fwd: FW: The Fly] THE FLY > > There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened to land > > on > > a > > pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since > > his > > last meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate. > > Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had > > eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground. As he looked > > around wondering what to do now, he spotted a pitchfork leaning up > > against > > the wall. He climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking > > that > > once he got airborne, he would be able to take flight. Unfortunately > he > > was wrong and dropped like a rock, splatting when he hit the floor. > > Dead. > > The moral to the story is: > > Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit!! > > > > > > > --Boundary_(ID_NAyaf4dSdgoPjWe/bd69cQ)--