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I AM A Newfie

Hey dare buddy
I am not a fisherman
or a fisher

I don't live aroun da bay
Or eat cod-tongues(well actually I do)
or own a dory

I DO know johnny, leo,
AND chester from Newfoundland
I'm positive they make kick ass fish and chips

I have a premier, not a prime minister
I speak english - wuss all dis french crap all about?
I pronounce it byes not boys

I can proudly sew the pink,
white, and green on my
backpack and not look like a poser

I believe that our cops don't wear side arms
and protestants are evil
and that the CODFISH is a truly noble animal

A solarium IS a tanning-bed,
a cabin IS a cottage
And it's pronounced new-fun-land NOT new-found-lund

Newfoundland is the second island province
The first nation of drinking
And the best party in North America

My name is Baz

And I am a Newfie!!!!
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+  Sheldon W. Butt  swbutt@home.com
+  300 Balliol Street, Suite 713, Toronto, Ontario, M4S 3G6
+  Home Phone: (416) 488-3039
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