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>Top 25 Signs That You've Already Grown Up
>
>1. Your potted plants stay alive.
>2. Fooling around in a twin sized bed is absurd.
>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
>6. You carry an umbrella.  You watch the Weather Channel.
>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and
>breakup.
>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
>10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids
>next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
>you.
>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
>17. Dinner and a movie = The whole date instead of the
>beginning of one.
>18. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
>19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not
>condoms and pregnancy tests.
>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff,'
>21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
>22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet
>Pepsi & Ho-Ho's.
>23. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never
>going to drink that much again."
>24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is
>for real work.
>25. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a
>bar.
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