Subject:          (Fwd) Fwd: BUMPER STICKERS


 > **TOP BUMPER STICKERS SEEN AROUND THE WORLD**
 >
 > * If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
 > * You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
 > * The Earth Is Full - Go Home
 > * I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
 > * This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
 > * Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
 > * If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
 > * The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
 > * Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
 > * Honk If Anything Falls Off
 > * Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
 > * He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
 > * I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
 > * You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
 > * I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
 > * It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
 > * I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
 > * If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over..[Seen Upside Down, On A
Jeep]
 > * Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
 > * If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like
 > Jabba The Hut?
 > * Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
 > * Boldly Going Nowhere
 > * Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
 > * Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch