TOP 25 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A NEWFIE SAY
>> > 25. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."
>> > 24. "Duct tape won't fix that."
>> > 23. "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."
>> > 22. "We don't keep firearms in this house."
>> > 21. "You can't feed that to the dog."
>> > 20. "No kids in the back of  the pickup, it's not safe."
>> > 19. "Wrasslin's fake."
>> > 18. "I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy."
>> > 17. "Who's Jimmy Flynn?"
>> > 16. "Give me the small bag of pork rinds."
>> > 15. "Deer heads detract from the decor."
>> > 14. "Spittin' is such a nasty habit."
>> > 13. "Trim the fat off that steak."
>> > 12. "The tires on that truck are too big."_
>> > 11. "I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad."
>> > 10  "I've got it all on a floppy disk."
>> > 9.  "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"
>> > 8.  "My fiancee is registered at Tiffanys."
>> > 7.  "Checkmate."
>> > 6.  "She's too old to be wearing that bikini."
>> > 5.  "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"
>> > 4.  "I don't have a favorite hockey team."
>> > 3.  "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin'. "
>> > 2.  "Elvis who?"
>> > And the number one thing you will NEVER hear a Newfie say:
>> > 1. "I couldn't find a thing at Canadian Tire today."