Pick Up Lines


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  • If You Were A Booger, I'D Pick You First

  • Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

  • There's a party at your ankles... why don't you invite your pants down?

  • Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?

  • Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

  • Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself

  • Kiss me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

  • Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

  • How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

  • I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

  • If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

  • You have been very naughty! Go to my room

  • If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

  • I'm Gonna Have To Ask You To Leave, You're Making The Other Women Look Bad

  • Do You Work at Subway? Cause You Just Gave Me A Foot Long!

  • Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

  • If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

  • You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

  • What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

  • The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

  • Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?

  • Baby, if you were words on a piece of paper, you'd be what they call fine print.

  • Hi, My name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

  • Wanna play war? I'll lay down and you can blow me away!

  • I've got the F, the C, and the K, no all I need is U!

  • I ain't No Fred Flintstone But I Can Make Your Bedrock.

  • Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. I Like Spaghetti. Let's Go Screw

  • If Your Right Leg Was Thanksgiving, And Your Left Leg Was Christmas, Could I Meet You Between The Holidays?

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