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10. You have a different I-Man shirt for every day of the week.
9. You accessorize with silver. Lots and lots of silver.
8. There was a car in your dream last night, and it was a blue 1987 Ford Crown Victoria.
7. Every time you pass the water cooler at work, you wonder if it's going to explode.
6. You e-mail your the religious group, and your e-mail signature includes references to a gland and Quicksilver Madness.
5. You try to pay for groceries with Darien Dollars.
4. Your handle appears on the I-Maniac web site!
3. You send so many letters and postcards to networks and newspapers, you're thinking about getting a postage meter.
2. You have more e-mail addresses than most major corporations.
1. It's 4 a.m., and you're using them all to vote for I-Man to win the Roswell Awards.
If Darien was a vegetable?
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