"This may come as kind of a surprise, but I don't like you and I don't care what you think about what I do.. and most of all, I don't need your opinion."-Reel Big Fish
"Life is like a roll of toilet paper, you wipe your ass with it."
"Because Greg is FAT!!... Wait a minute, I'm Greg" -Greg Hopkins at lunch
"They said you were a sexy bitc-... it said you were sexy." -Adam's Mom describing what was left after Senior Night
"Have you ever taken the time to think about your life and what it means to know eternity?"-MxPx
"Persist to resist, fight back. Not with a fist, with tact."-MxPx
"Hope is the first step towards dissapointment."
"Trying is the first step towards failure."
"Happiness is the first step towards depression."
"Love is the first step towards hate."
"Friends are the first step towards enemies."
"I believe in Jesus, yes I do!"-MxPx
"I only bend over for dollars" -Greg
"I work on tables ALL THE TIME at work" -Colleen
"Do you have fake eyes?"-Shelley Cashin & Erin Taylor
"Glenn likes his sister's boobies"-Tom Green
"Damn Whores"- Erin
"Hmmmmmmm"- Erin
"He's got the wrong mentality" -Triple H
"When do we get to play with fire?" -Triple H
"I do not deal with bats" -Triple H
"Kristen dont run" -Triple H
"You know you wish you looked this good" -Triple H
"Kevin Streib is the sexiest man alive" -Triple H
"Look at the girl on those boobs!" -Dane
"Well, I'm going to do this and you can't stop me."- Erin
"I only want Greg to do me fast" -Kevin
"Meloosa, put on some clothes" -Tommy
"I know I'm dirty!" -Meloosa
"Hey Meloosa!"(ashley) "What's Meloosa mean?"(meloosa) "It means you're a loose dirty whore!" -Adam yelling at Meloosa
"Sick-Ass!"-Erin
"Meloosa"-everyone
"You're Gay!"-John
"Yes, if Incubus made dildos I would buy all five. I'm not saying I would use them, but hell yeah I would buy them!"-Kevin
"Those are WAX beans, you dumbasses!!" -Erin"