Yes, not only am I the president of the Borg Club For Men, I'm also a client.
Well well, it seems i got a letter..Dear Darren..
.yadda yadda...love you to bits..yadda yadda..want to
cover you with syrup and...???...with walnuts??....
and a melon??...
Rigggghhhhtttt, I'm officially frightened now.
It seems an avid fan catchs a Darren Money Shot
And Darren seems to be displaying the new work-out craze - Grab Your Own Ass
Did I hear you say something about my hair?
I'll kill you and eat your heart.
I'll do it, no joke.
Darren practices his Mr.Universe poses for a enthusiastic audience
Daz- "I just figured out that city back there isn't real!"
"Why don't you break..er, me...shake....me..."
damn, i knew writing the lyrics on my hands wouldn't work!
sweat..making...ink..run...
"Of...course...i'm...not...possessed...
..whatever...gave...you...that...idea?..."
These are what Sunhawk calls Demonic Darren Smiles. *shivers* they are just so big!
Daz thinking: just act casual....walk slowly...the storekeeper is still on the phone....he won't notice this is missing..not at all...
"OK...Where should I flick this?" - contributed by contest winner Abigail
Darren tries to hang out and look cool...but that seems a little to much to ask for.
That was real smooth Daz, I'm so impressed.
