Secrets of the
Fridge
.
Phone Home E.T.
Our reporters theorized that there
would be many questions about what
goes on behind the closed doors of the
refrigerator, and we were right! So here
are the answers to the most commonly
asked questions about the fridge. First
this is probably a good time to mention
that three of our reporters died for the good of this article...FREEZERBURN. We shall miss you all!
Question one: Does salad really dress in
there? Yes it does, but it quit when it
realized we were watching.
Question two: What exactly is that
green stuff in the tuberware in the back?
spinach,really, it is perfectly edible.
Question three: Is that chicken/milk
still good? If you have to ask then its
probably not.
and...
Question four: Why don’t we keep
pencils in the fridge? lead has been shown
to explode when in temperatures below
20 degrees. Go home and try it.
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