If you go to the pretty people page you will find a
name on the boys list that some people think should
not be there it is #24 John Schlottman. After his
name is says (Only because Kathrine ran at me with a
knife)(a plastic one from the cafeteria( those things
are seraded , she could have sawed). Kathrine says she
did not run at me with it she just walked to her chair
holding it like the scream guy because "She felt like
it". So today at lunch we called a trial in front of
'The honorable' Judge Aaron Buchannan We had witlesses
, lawyers, a bailef, and a court reporter. The
sentence was that the guilty party had to stand
inbetween the double doors for five minutes. After
holding court for 15 minutes and a lot of debate. I
won the case.This story has prompted Kathrine to write
a letter to tthe editor stating her side of the story..
.read on
Kathrine's Side
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()=Megan's rude comments
Dearest Megs,
Today I was reading an article off your newspaper
, when I stumbled over an article that made my blood
curdle(now she is using big words to try to get ya'll
on her side)It was entitled "Encore Case". While I was
reading it I began to feel offended, because you
were able to tell readers about your side of the
story, but I have no say in what people hear.(
Hellooo she has her own website! its not my fault
no one will go to it cause it sucks) I am going to
charge you on that because it allows whoever the
jurrors are going to be to know your side of the story,
but they might never get to hear mine.(poor thing)
So either you publish my side of the story, or I will
charge you on that. I dont know what Im going to call
it. Probably Blasphemy. (What the hello is Blasphemy
?!?!?) But at least maybe people will know the truth..
. Here is my story... One day, I was walking to the Alumni building, like I always do, when suddenly some girl who calls herself Megan Murry,jumped out from behind a cow, scaring the crap out of me!(First of all, I do not call myself Megan Murry, I prefer Megan Murray. Second, I am not even justifing the cow thing with a comment) Then John Schlottman came running out to see why I screamed(whens the last time Kathrine screamed?!?!?)(without it being fake),when suddenly that weird Megan girl pulled a spoon on me. So I told her,"Hey, I dont want to start anyting with you." And that was when she got that crazy look in her eyes.( I cant argue with that!) Then she came charging at me(With a spoon? reeaal scary)So I ran into the alumni building and grabed the first thing I could find to defend myself, which happened to be a knife. So I walked into the actual lunchroom, and John had already sat down(I think Kathrine's got the hots for John!) So I took the knife like a serial killer, with no intent to harm the cereal,(cereal? for lunch?) in case Megan tried to kill me again. That is when John told me that Megan likes it when people come at her with knives(ooo yeah! turns me on j/k), and that would get him on the pretty people list on her web site. Of course I had no idea what the pretty People list was at the time.(she had been bugging me fo 3 weeks prior to this incedent about putting John and herself on the pretty people page) But if whatever I was doing was going to get him on the page, then what the hey. So I held up the knife as I walked.(Ive never seen anyone walk THAT fast) Then I sat down next to John. The "Megan the Horrible's" I thought I called myself Megan Murray?) accomplice was telling me to try to kill her. So I took the knife and set it down cause I didnt want to get into any legal trouble.(legal trouble never even crossed her little mind) Then like out of nowhere some guy came up behind me and threw the knife.(mmmmm hmmm I see now what happend during your childhood to make you believe That Kat?) I had nothing to do With the entire ordeal and I would apreciate it if you would stop lying. I am going to chrge you with: Lying under oath, assult with an undeadly weapon,and not putting John on the pretty people page to begin with.(He is on there but only because 3 more guestbook entries asked for him) Very Sincerely, Katy Rollins
