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Tradgety in the band room today
when our “beloved” band teacher,
Mrs. Bell died. Autopsy reports
showed a clean slice through the
neck. witnesses said that the
object was coming from the
percussion section. Also, when
our reporters investigated, we
found that there was one crash
cymbal missing. Band members
all have good cause. No one was present for questioning they
all seem to have fled the state. We have reason to believe that it
was a joint effort on the part of the
band. The percussion section are the most likely suspects giving that the weapon was a crash cymbal. As of now, I am pleading the fifth
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