Leaders of the Royal Psycho Squad
We are here at THS reporting live from the first official meeting of the Royal Psycho Squad... lets listen in shall we?
Princess Megano: I now call this, the first official meeting of the Royal Psycho Squad to order...(She grins) I always wanted to say that! Now the first order of buisness King El Presidentae will you please adress the issue?
King El Presdintae: Sure Princess, Our first order of buisness is... that our beloved Mrs. Bell left(he sniffles, then yells) NOW WHO ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PLOT AGINST?!?!?!?
(A roar erupts from the crowd)
Megano: Order, Order
Anonymous Crowd Member: I want a Fry with your shake!
Megano: Gaurd Arrest him! That was a bad joke! Bad jokes could give you 1-5 days watching Barney reruns! That could kill a person! Now back to the buisness at hand, that is a very good point El Presidentae... Are there any suggestions on who to plot aginst?
Dutchess Dorkus: Jeremy Robinson!
Megano: He is deserving... but he is too easy of a target! We need a chalenge. We could take him down way too easily.
El P: Thats true Megano, besides hes got enough people out to get him, lets be original
El P: You know when you abbreviate my name like that, and you say it, it sounds like you left out the letters: M, N, and O.
Lord of the Fries: How about James Dean?
Megano: The actor? Didn't he die?
Fry: No, James Dean, the band member. Yes the actor died!
Megano: Didn't you already lock him in the band trailor? I've been locked in there before, and I don't know what he did to you, but that seems like punishment enough!
Lady Spagetti: I think we should plot aginst The Evil witch Warwick!
Everyone: I SECOND THAT!
Megano: Ok! We will plot aginst The Evil Witch Wick, and her evil computers! Next order of buisness... This is a boring job...Dutchess Koni will you please take over the boring stuff?
Dutchess Koni: Nooooooooo, Make El P. do it!
Megano: Okay El P. you do it.
El P.: Ok! Next order of buisness!(Megano Raises her hand) Yes Megano?
Megano: Can we take a recess? I want to go play on the swings!
El P: No!
(Megano Pouts)
El P: The next thing we need to discuss will be addressed by The Munchkin Leader.
The Munchkin Leader: (In a squeaky, high piched voice) My people are not geting fair treatment, every one looks down on us!
Megano: That is because you are short... Stand in a chair!
The Munchkin Leader: Ooooh OK!
El P.: Moving on! The Lord of the Fry's would like to make a short speech.
Lord of the Fry's: I...Have a dream...That I am...A few fries short...of a Happy Meal!
El P.: OoooK, thank you Lord of the Fry's for that moving speech. Can someone give me a light?
(All of a Sudden the doors burst open and Megano's Evil Twin runs into the room!)
(The whole crowd gasps)
Dutchess Koni: She looks just like Princess Megano!
Megano: Magino! What are you doing here? I thought you were staying in Timbuctoo!
Magino: Don't you wish! I have brought back an army of followers from La La Land!
Magino's Followers: All Hail Princess Magino
Magino: Kill Them!
(Just when every one in the meeting thought that they were doomed, They relised that all of Magino's followers were from La La Land)
Magino: Arent you listining to me! I said kill them! Damn it! They went back to La La Land! NOOOOOOOO
(Magino starts to melt)
(But so does Megano!)
(it seems what ever happens to one twin happens to the othrer!)
Megano: Magino join us in our quest aginst the Evil Witch Wick! Say you will join us and we will stop melting!
Magino: We are ploting aginst The Evil Witch Warwick?!?! Why didnt you say so in the first place? Sure I will join you!
(Both twins stop melting and their bodys start to grow back)
(The Munchkin Leader and Lord of the fry's take this oppertunity to pretend that they are the tallest people in the world, By standing beside the now half hight twins who are still growing)
Megano: The meeting is adjourned!
(The Royal Hugger gives everyone a hug on their way out of the meeting)
