Lifesaver holes
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Phone Home E.T.
Monday at lunch as I was
eating a package of Lifesavers I
started pondering. Now we all
know what happes when the
psycho leader starts pondering
right? MADNESS! So here is my
question: What happend to the
part of the Lifesaver where the
hole is? I decided to ask people
the “intelegent question of the
day” and here is a list of my
favorite answers (Well, all of my
answers actually)
Megan’s most common
answers:
number5: Some girl started
telling me some junk about a mold
shaped like the lifesaver so there
was no hole. (Who believes that
anyway?)
number 4: fruity-bees stuck their
little stinger in the package, all the
way through, and pulled it out.
Then they got tummy-aches from
eating it all.
number3: Why do you ask such
stupid questions, and does that
keep you awake at night?
number2: They sell them by the
bag like doughnut holes.
(Lifesaver Holes?!?!) and the
number1 answer is...drumroll
please...: I have no idea, go away,
leave me alone. (arent people
mean?!?!)
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