We’re back to school once again and theres 3 questions on everyones mind: 1) Does that cute guy/girl like me? 2) Am I gonna see anymore buttcheeks running down the hallway? 3) When do I gotta drop my sexy lepard skin thong and tinkle in that cup? Or is that lepard skin thong thing just me? No, I bet Johnathon and Brad are thinking the exact same thing. So anyway back to the Drug Testing...Ever notice how before DT-Day (for the abriviation imparid that means Drug Testing DAY, Aaaahaa, get it now.) So anyway back to the Drug Testing...Ever notice how before DT-Day, the coachs tell you to drink 5 gallons of water, so you can pee. So then all 80 players show up, ready and rarin’ to GO, and the coachs say one person at a time please, so everyone starts dancing around, grabbing their crotch, holding their knees together, And wimpering through clenched teeth, things like I really, really got to go, And I think im gonna pee all over myslef. Theese actions are what we here at Psychotic tribune headquaters like to call The IGottaPee dance. And for those of you who havent been through the ’plesant’ expierience of drug testing yet...Please dont shake my hand after you do!
