
Cujoe the birdy
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Phone Home E.T.
If you havent heard about
Henerey, he is my imaginary
friend, but that is another story.
Right now were talking about
Cujoe, Henerey’s birdy. Cujoe is a
parrot, he is very pretty, and he is
very smart. He helps me with
tests. Cujoe eats little imaginary
wormies and he sleeps in a little
imaginary shoe box with little
imaginary blankets. The problem
with Cujoe is, well, do you know
how parrots repeat things, Cujoe
picks the oddest things to repeat.
One time he sat on my shoulder
when I went into the girls
restroom, now he says, “My boobs
are crooked” Once he was
listening to a phone conversation
I was having and now he
says,“----- has a sexy tounge.”
(Don’t even ask, if you don’t
know it’s none of your buisness.)
Him saying those things when we
are in private is cute but
sometimes when were in public it
can be vary hazardus to my sanity
and especially to his health. So if
you happen to be standing near me
one of theese days and hear wierd
comments. Dont blame me, blame
Cujoe!
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