Cujoe the Birdy

Cujoe the birdy .

If you havent heard about Henerey, he is my imaginary friend, but that is another story. Right now were talking about Cujoe, Henerey’s birdy. Cujoe is a parrot, he is very pretty, and he is very smart. He helps me with tests. Cujoe eats little imaginary wormies and he sleeps in a little imaginary shoe box with little imaginary blankets. The problem with Cujoe is, well, do you know how parrots repeat things, Cujoe picks the oddest things to repeat. One time he sat on my shoulder when I went into the girls restroom, now he says, “My boobs are crooked” Once he was listening to a phone conversation I was having and now he says,“----- has a sexy tounge.” (Don’t even ask, if you don’t know it’s none of your buisness.) Him saying those things when we are in private is cute but sometimes when were in public it can be vary hazardus to my sanity and especially to his health. So if you happen to be standing near me one of theese days and hear wierd comments. Dont blame me, blame Cujoe!

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