Quiz 1: Penē Purity Test, or How Penē-ized are you?
(give yourself 1 point for each question you answer yes to.)

01. Does your name end with an exponent?
02. Do you have red hair?
03. A bald head with tufts of red hair on either side?
04. Is your favorite food fish?
05. Is ē your favorite exponent?
06. Your social security number?
07. Do you think Penē is cute?
08. Cuter than any Pokemon character?
09. Were you disappointed there were no penguins in the X-files movie?
10. In Titanic?
11. In Jurassic Park?
12. Do you get excited when anyone says the word "pen"?
13. The french word "stylo"?
14. How about Bic?
15. Have you written a fanfic which included Penē?
16. In which he could talk?
17. In which he was a secret agent?
18. Have you ever written a fanfic in which Penē was the main character?
19. Was it serious?
20. Have you ever written a fanfic from Penē's POV?
21. Was it a bleak character study of Penē?
22. Have you made a music video about Penē?
23. Do you have friends who don't watch NGE but still know who Penē is?
24. Do they have pictures?
25. Have you ever cosplayed as Penē?
26. Do you own a stuffed penguin?
27. Is it named Penē?
28. Have you ever put in the fridge?
29. The bathtub?
30. Is Penē your favorite NGE character?
31. Do you hate everything about NGE except Penē?
32. Do you sincerely believe Penē knows martial arts?
33. Are penguins your favorite animals?
34. Do you have any desire to visit Antarctica?
35. Does your e-mail address include the word "penpen"?
36. Your website?
37. Your ICQ handle?
38. Do you have penpen as wallpaper on your desktop?
39. As an icon on your desktop?
40. Do you use the Hikari window-sitter just because she's holding Penē?
41. Do you like Hikari because she's so nice to Penē?
42. Did you feel bad for Penē when he was Fed-Exed (in the volcano episode)?
43. Do you wonder what happened to Penē during the 3rd impact?
44. Have you ever written a paper on penguins?
45. Was there a picture of Penē on the cover?
46. Is the extinction of penguins the main problem with Antarctica melting?
47. Would you expect to see a penguin at a hot springs resort?
48. Do you feel sorry for Penē?
49. Because he lives in captivity?
50. Because he doesn't have a girlfriend?
51. Because he isn't a main character in NGE?
52. Have you written a poem about Penē?
53. A fansong?
54. Do you know the names of the penguins at your local zoo?
55. The names of the penguins at Seaworld?
56. Have you seen "The Pebble and the Penguin"?
57. Did you like it?
58. Did you write a fanfic, starring Penē, based on it?
59. Is your cat named Penē?
60. Do you have a black and white animal named Penē?
61. Is it a penguin?
62. Have you drawn a picture of Penē?
63. On your computer?
64. Have you made a Penē animated gif?
65. Would you give your pets ramen or beer?
66. Because you think it would make them more like Penē?
67. Have you ever drawn a picture of Penē wearing clothing?
68. Can you tell Penē's emotions by looking at his face?
69. Do you think Penē should be an Eva pilot?
70. Have you written a comic about Penē?
71. Have you ever been annoyed because some fic author had Penē acting OOC?
72. Have you written a Sailor Moon X-over in which Penē is Luna?
73. Was it illustrated?
74. Did you know that penguins mate for life?
75. Really, did you? Before I told you?
76. Have you ever sculpted Penē?
77. Have you written a computer program involving Penē?
78. Have you written a NGE/Babe (the pig) X-over involving Penē?
79. Have you ever thought about it?
80. Did you ever think about Penē's life before he moved to Tokyo-3?
81. Can you draw Penē from memory?
82. Does it actually look like him?
83. Can you find biblical symbolism to explain Penē's existance in NGE?
84. If you hear someone say "shake a tail feather", do you think of Penē?
85. Can you play the "6 degrees of separation" game with Penē and anyone?
86. Do you know who Penē's voice actor is?
87. In English and Japanese?
88. Do you know their filmography?
89. Have you written a Ranma fanfic including the "Penēniichaun"?
90. Do you have the command for "ē" memorized?
91. For more than one font?
92. Do you know Penē's favorite colour?
93. His astrological sign? 
94. Does your licence plate say "Penpen" or "Pen2" on it?
95. Do you wish it did?
96. Would you watch a nature special on penguins?
97. Would you tape it?
98. Do you think you know Penē better than Misato does?
99. Do you wish you were Penē?
100. Do you wish this test was more serious?

Congratulations! Your score is the percentage of how corrupted by 
Penē you are, or how obsessed you are with the bird. 

Scoring:

0-15%
Penē beginner.
You obviously don't know much about Penē, and, clearly, he's not 
your favorite character. Well, he should be! He's cute and cuddly 
and a brilliant wit. 

16-30%
Penē novice.
You like Penē, but you're not yet obsessed. Keep working at it and 
do some more of the activities on the above list. Believe me, you'll 
thank me sooner or later, when you discover the true meaning of the 
name Penē.

31-45%
Penē apprentice
You're pretty well-versed in Penpendo ("The Way of Penē"), but not 
yet a master. Keep worshipping our cute feathered friend. The path 
of Penē is the path of true happiness.

46-60%
Penē intermediate
You're obsessed with Penē. You love him with all your heart and 
want to be him. Do you have that $300 life-size statue yet or is 
it in the mail?

61-75%
Penē journeyman
Whoa, you are REALLY obsessed with Penē. You probably own a penguin 
of your own or spend a lot of time down at the local zoo. Are you 
maybe a little too obsessed? Not a chance!

76-90%
Penē sensei
Oh great master, I beg your humblest apologies for this website 
which is not nearly good enough to sing the most faint praises of 
his worship, Penē. Please forgive this author's feeble attempt to 
pay respect to your great master. I am but a speck of dust on 
Penē's mighty wing.

91-100%
Penē Otaku
What is wrong with you? He's a frikkin' penguin! Are you some kind 
of freak? Seriously, get a life.

Well, that was fun! E-mail me with your questions and comments.