Top Ten Lists

Top Ten faked injuries that won't get you out of practice

• Shoulder pad chaffing
• Rolling your wrist
• Concussion from thrown waterbottle
• Jammed pinky
• Ankle Stinger
• It's not a thigh bruise, it's a really really deep thigh bruise!
• Gatorade posioning
• Seven year jock-itch
• An allergic reaction to your mouthpiece
• Playbook papercut

Top Ten reasons why Steve is awesome (By Joseph Nowicki)

• tied between his sexy legs and his back
• His way with women
• His extensive vocabulary
• His ability to always catch the ball, always
• His academic qualities
• Dude, he's Steve
• His truck
• His sister
• His sarcastic humor
• Legos (You know what I mean)